"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.
(Source: troncats, via officialwhitegirls)
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
when you’re talking about someone and they walk in
- making a 100 on all the practice exams… but failing the final :|
- setting your alarm clock for 9PM to wake up in the morning
- walking upstairs to find something you left downstairs
- wanting to speed past the yellow light, but the car in front of you slowed down
- brushing your teeth, and then eating chocolate before bed.
you do everything right.. but still fail when it counts -_-“
why are 力 and カ different things like what the hell japanese
There’s a difference in space between them if you look at it closely.
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
No they’re called nonexistent
woooah there captain buzzkill
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie